[Grandpa Kim]

I can't stand to leave something incomplete, so I will do my part.

1. Ruatha thread is the only and right thread.
2. Ruatha deity is the one and only.
3. Thou shall post in the Great Name-Changing Thread as often as possible.
4. Thine Posts shall contain not useful information.
5. Thou shall remove thy shoe and throw it once a day.
6. Thou shall not read this thread, post in it, nor quote things in this thread.
7. Thou shalt not slave for Ruatha and a false prophet.
8. Thou shalt covet thy neighbors wife (or husband if that be thy preferred flavor).