[Kamog]

From the First Book of Ruatha, Chapter 1

1:1 In the beginning, the forum was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of its pages. And Mighty Ruatha said, Let there be an Empty Thread, and there was the Empty Thread. And Ruatha saw the Empty Thread, and it was good. Then Ruatha said, let there be useless Posts in this Thread, and it was so, and Ruatha saw that it was good.

1:5 And Ruatha said, Let this Empty Thread have a Name, a changing Name, and it was so, and Ruatha saw it was good. And then Ruatha commanded us, saying, in this thread thou mayest freely post, but of useful information, thou shalt not post in excess of one per 200 Posts, for in the day that thou posteth more than that thereof, thou shalt surely die.

1:7 Verily, Ruatha saith unto us, behold this Shoe. And Ruatha cast His Shoe, and It left his hand, and there It was suspended in the air. And Ruatha commandeth, thou shalt throw thy shoe as I have done.