Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
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Originally posted by President Elect Shang:
Pres-Elect Shang sits at his desks silently staring into the holo display. Suddenly he screams "I understand the thread!" leaps up and hurdles out the window attempting to off himself. "Silly President" says his lovely 4 armed attendent from Omicron Prime, "We are on the first floor."
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What's the difference between jumping from the second floor and from the twenty-second floor ?
22nd floor : "aaaaaaaaaaa..." - "thud"
2nd floor : "thud" - "aaaaaaaaaaa..."
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Have you ever had... the sudden feeling... that God is out to GET YOU?
Well, my girl dumped me and I'm stuck with the raftmates from Hell in the middle of the sea and... what was the question again???
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