I don't think I'm under mind control. My mind doesn't feel any different from how it usually feels. Besides, I don't notice myself suddenly doing anything that is totally out of character for me, except for wearing this silly Ferengi head piece. But I'm not going to take it off, because I suspect a trick here: you're saying that you made me wear it, so that I'd take it off and then I'd be suspectible to control. Well, it's not going to work.
