[Nodachi]

If you're a hero any vehicle you drive automaticly gains 500 horsepower and can drive away from insane stunts.

Any computer can be hacked in less than a minute.

All computers are networked.

Villians can use underlings as ablative armor without losing the others' loyalty.

Detectives are either super-intelligent or totally incompetent.

The laws of physics are merely suggestions.

The bad guys always use the same type of ammo you do.

If you wear a bulletproof vest you'll always be shot in the chest but not have to worry about kinetic energy.

You can carry on a conversation in the middle of a firefight without shouting.

You can jump or fall from great heights without injury as long as you roll when you hit.