[Growltigga]

quick-slow quick-quick slow
quick-slow quick-quick slow
quick-slow quick-quick slow
quick-slow quick-quick slow
EEEKKKK!!!! sorry Kylie
quick-slow quick-quick slow
quick-slow quick-quick slow
quick-slow quick-quick slow
quick-slow quick-quick slow

the dulcet tones of 'Girl from Ipanema' echoes round the auditorium as the party settles down for the first slow dance 'erection section' of the evening, Growltigga glides past, rose in his teeth, Ines Sastre on one arm, Heidi Klum on the other and Kylie Minogue sitting on his shoulder

da dum dum dum dum
da da da da daaaaa
da dum dum dum

anyone seen that bit in Some Like it Hot with Jack Lemmon, that's me that is