COL. SANDURZ: He's an *******, sir.
DARK HELMET: I know that. What's his name?
COL. SANDURZ: That is his name, sir. *******. Major *******.
DARK HELMET: And his cousin?
COL. SANDURZ: He's an ******* too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip *******.
DARK HELMET: How many *******s we got on this ship anyhow?
ALL CREW: Yo!!
DARK HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by *******s!
