WELCOME TO FIFTH EDITION OF THE LURK REPORT. Brought to you by
mlmbd 
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GOOD DAY ONE AND ALL!!! Hope you are having, or will have a
GREAT Saturday!! Hope you are not suffering to badly from all the over-eating and nibbling of
THANKSGIVING DAY!
FIRST IN THE NEWS!! It is
SO BIG I probably don't even have to say anything!
But, for those of you that were busy with Turkey day or simple didn't try to log-on to
www.shrapnel.com yesterday or Thanksgiving Day. It was down most of Thursday and Friday.
As
BIG as that is, it was not what I was referring to. I was referring to
RICHARD, the beloved
Leader of
SpOps. Is leaving shrapnel employ!! What an absolute
SHOCKER!
He will sorely missed by this reporter! I wish him the best, in
ALL his future endeavors. What and where ever they may be. I do hope he will stop by every now an again to say,
HOWDY!
So this weeks report is going to an abridged Version of the
LURK REPORT. I can hear you. Some of you are
CHEERING!
SHAME on you! Seems I need to deal with an
INVASION. Or some such
BUNK!
OK, on to the other
NEWS;
MAXIUM FORCE INVAVSION SQUASHED! Several injuries did occurred during the small skirmish. Seems there were a few
INDIVIDUALS that strained or sprained something from
LAUGHING so hard!!
Daynarr, Ain't
NOTHING that easy!! Your puny little weapons have no effect in
LURKER LAND. The only person you are going to frighten will all those
CUTE little smiley's, is
YOURSELF. Trying to get them all to line up just
RIGHT for you. Oh my that is
TRULEY terrifying, isn't it! I think you have just read one to many comic books, perhaps!
The
LURK REPORT will return in full force next week!!
mlmbd
So for
NOW, This is;
mlmbd , Signing off till next we meet!!
I "
THANK YOU", And I bid you
WELL!!
[ November 30, 2002, 10:31: Message edited by: mlmbd ]