Re: Advise
Subject:Training Courses For Men
1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop & The Sponge.
2. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet
3. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed
4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain?: You CAN tell the Difference
6. Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away
7. Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, You Can Throw It Away
8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!
9. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
10. Accepting Your Limitations: Haveing Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It
11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink.
12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash The Towels!
13. Bathroom Etiquette III: How Tell ou're About to run out of Toilet Paper!
14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 5-Year-Old Levis to Goodwill
15. Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970's Polyester Shirts
16. No, Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware
17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel
18. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them
19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut
20. "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It
21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh
23. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty
24. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding
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