LOL.
The training course sounds like a list of annoying chores. Let's see if we can simplify things to be more efficient.
1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop & The Sponge.
Hire a maid. If you can't afford a maid, then don't ever step on the floor; it might get dirty!
2. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet
Hire a maid. If you can't afford a maid, then empty everything from the closet and put it in the garage: you instantly have a neat, tidy, empty closet!
3. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed
There is no need. Just don't look under there and we're OK.
4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
Easy. If the item cannot be identified, then throw it away.
5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain?: You CAN tell the Difference
You can disguise a splatter stain by creating many similar stains, evenly spaced out in a grid arrangement so that it looks like a pattern.
6. Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away
Some containers should be recycled!
7. Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, You Can Throw It Away
See #4.
8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!
There are Online grocery stores where you order stuff on the web and they deliver it to your home.
9. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
Conveniently, listening can be done while doing other things.
10. Accepting Your Limitations: Haveing Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It
If you can't fix it, it means you don't have enough power tools; or you don't have big enough power tools. Or maybe you need some Duct Tape.
11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink.
Beard clippings are composed of organic material and are therefore biodegradable. They will eventually decompose and disappear on their own.
12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash The Towels!
Are towels supposed to bend?
13. Bathroom Etiquette III: How Tell ou're About to run out of Toilet Paper!
You are about to run out of toilet paper when you can see the cardboard tube.
14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 5-Year-Old Levis to Goodwill
How are you supposed to know how old your clothes are?
15. Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970's Polyester Shirts
OK, examine the shirts... (they look like shirts) Done! Check off that one off the list.
16. No, Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware
Solution: just use paper plates and pLastic cups. Throw them away after use.
17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel
Huh?
18. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them
Nobody seems to be around when you're lost. If you do see someone, they're probably lost too.
19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut
McDonald's, Burger King, Subway ...
20. "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It
See #22.
21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
Solution: get two TV's
22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh
Why do women laugh? I don't know. (There, I said it!)
23. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty
Then you need a new car.
24. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding
There's job interviews, too.