[Wardad]

Originally posted by mlmbd:
Wardad, LOL Where do you keep coming up with this stuff?

mlmbd

A former co-worker has become a fat, divorced, depraved old man. He sends email to a audience of hundreds. I only post the softest of it here.

Relatives and other friends send some of the lighter humor.

Finally, I search for some of the humor.

Lately it's been quiet at work. Our latest IC for the AGB-XXXXXX was delayed a week.

Oh well, I think I will go run some tests on the AGB-SP that siting in pieces on the bench. Or maybe I'll put together one of the three PS2s and take it home for a while.

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Here's one for you mlmbd:

A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the woman gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car.

She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"

He says, "Put it between your legs."

"What about the smell?"

"Hold its nose."
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