July 20th, 2003, 04:19 AM
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Re: Advise
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A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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She will probably tell you that she does, in fact, need it.
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A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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He starts worrying a little bit before that.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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Corollary: there are very few, if any, successful men.
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A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Therefore, there are very few successful women.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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When they ask you, "Are you still single?" respond by saying, "Yes, are you still married?" |