come my subjects, if you could stand straight you should have made at least the 2nd level. as you have not why should we deal with you, this is below our dignity. mixing with serfs is not wanted, perhaps if you have a good looking daugter we'd be willing to offer her some of our glory but anything else we have to deline.
and mr. stonemill, kings need no logo or such, they are recognized without such trivia.
(ooc: ha, that's the way i like it, right of the first night etc..
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