[Growltigger]

Geo, if you want a surefire way to beat Primitive, listen close.

What you do is gift him a really really large vat of vegetable oil to rub over himself, and also get your intelligence operatives to leave a few copies of "Muscles Weekly (with large colour photos)" round the royal palace on his home planet.

He will spend so much time larding himself up and reading the muscleboy mags that he wont notice whilst you sweep in and trash his empire

Note to Primitive: said extremely tongue in cheek!!