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Old March 23rd, 2003, 12:18 PM
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Default Re: Are you tough enough to be the "King of the Hill"?

Hello everybody - this is your friendly sportscaster again.

We are comming to you live from the "Sky high arena" located at the very top of the hill, to follow the ongoing Kingship match. The stakes are high - For the winner: a chanche to keep the crown nice and shiny until Primitive comes and takes it away. For the looser: A long tumble down to the gutter, where he will have to face the scum of the earth for a chance to ascend the hill again.

The contestants:
In the red corner; raigning King and keeper of the crown, the bad Elvis impersonator: Stone Mill
In the blue corner; the young contender, the laughing Hyena: Asmala

Before we join the match in progress, here is a recap;
The initial rounds showed the contestants to have great respect for each other - very polite posting - the usual boring stuff.

By round 4 the match has heated up considerally, the arena is buzzing when post like:
- Well, if you can get away with them... and
- Of course I can. How do you think you can prevent me?

This is truly a machup of gigantic proportions and the spectators follows every move with bated breath.

We goes to the live action:
Ouch, The laughing Hyena goes on the attack with a badly phrased post (which could be seen as) containg gloating, a weapon outlawed by the arrangers as a WMD. This really hurt the King, who responds with another badly phrased post (which could be seen as) containg accusations of cheating.

Hey guys, its just a game.
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