King Title Defense IV: Stone Mill vs. Rollo
::: In the antechamber of the command center Graceland, The King finishes up his comm call. "Thass right momma- next outfit needs to be let out a little around the waist. I popped off some sequins. Bye."
The colonel enters again.
"Sir, this is far worse than anything we've ever seen. I... I... can't..."
Elvis swings around with a stunning hip shake.
"Shake it out Colonel!"
"Rollo has entered the quadrant, and has sent an ambassador."
"That's mighty-nice o' him!"
"King, he's dressed in skins and mail, has apparently never washed himself, flatulates constantly, and wreaks of grog!
He urinated in your favorite plant, and carried off two waitresses from the kitchen staff!"
"Now juss hold on a minute, Colonel--- That's where I draw the line... That's high crime. We need to play Rollo a litte
Jailhouse Rock! " :::
[ June 07, 2003, 22:16: Message edited by: Stone Mill ]