[Slick]

It is a sad day; it is a happy day,
There is a new King of the Hill,

The Old King tried striking
At the on-coming Viking,

They punched, they jabbed,
They wrestled, they stabbed,

In a huge cloud of dust,
They parried and cussed,

The King was tested,
And finally bested,

It was Custer's Last stand,
Then a change of command,

The Old King steps down,
With grace and renown,

The Old King's retired,
The New King's all wired,

With sounds of the drummers,
He awaits the new-comers,

To contiue the drill,
At the top of the hill,

But there may come a day,
When the Old King says "Hey..."

"...forget this inaction!
I feel an attraction..."

"I need satisfaction"
And jumps into action,

To charge once again,
While leading his men,

With incredible skill,
Up the dangerous hill,

To take once again,
By guiding his men,

The top of the Hill,
by sheer force of will,

So beware you players,
Lurkers, nay-sayers,

All over the Hill,
We may see him still,

The man of great skill,
Known as Stone Mill!

It is a sad day; it is a happy day,
There is a new King of the Hill.

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My congratulations to Rollo, the new King of the Hill and to Stone Mill for an impressive reign.

Slick.