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Old August 29th, 2003, 12:00 AM
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Default Re: Are you tough enough to be the "King of the Hill"?

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Originally posted by geoschmo:
Primitive -vs- Geoschmo 2403.2

I did finally overwhelm his defenses in that system and have taken a colony and few million Primitives. Though intellectually inferior we have discovered they can be taught remedial tasks well enough to be useful. And they have the advantage of being able to live on planets with no atmosphere. We are relocating them now.

That might be your story, mine goes like this

Councellor Gratnek enters the royal bedchamber were the primitive one lays exhausted on the massive furcovered bed among an assortment of beautiful women.

- O Rancid one, I bring good tidings from the war. Your clever ruse worked. The evil ”eye in the sky” took the bait and captured our spies and saboteurs. Once we start blowing up the eyes ships and planets they will riot and destroy his production capabilities.

Their sacrifice kept "the eye" occupied for years, making him build a fleet of some 45 ships for the capture. Ships that are already outdated and will strain his economics while they will cause little trouble for our superior designs.

Now we only need to populate the 2/3rds of the galaxy we have secured for the horde. -

- I’m doing my best Gratnek, I’m doing my best. Just get out of here and send in a new batch of virgins, these are all worn out. -
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