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Dundas Rednecks vs Sparhawks Empire

In the year of our Lord Two Thousand Four Hunderd and Three and Seven months the Lord looketh down upon his creation and he saw that it was good. He called upon his humble servent Grand Lord Kazarp to deliver the Holy Religous Talisman.
Kazarp: "How does it work Oh Lord"
Lord: "First shalt thou shall press the Holy Button, then shalt thou count to three, no more,
no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thyn weapons towards thyn enemy and blow him to little bits"
Kazarp: "Oh thank you Lord"