Re: Are you tough enough to be the "King of the Hill"?
Timmyland Gang (Grandpakim) vs. Hammer Heads (Parabolize)
(translation of the original Timmy talk to English by Grandpakim.)
:-) [synopsis]
Timmy! ? Ahh!
[Contact! But Timmy is confused by the strange empire design. Ah ha! He means to ram me!]
Yawn....
[A long period of jostling and consolidation with loss of some lightly held Timmyland systems.]
Gobbles!
[Timmy unifies the disputed system of Eurul and captures some enemy population.]
Gobbles? Bye, bye. :-(
[Timmy wins another fleet action at the entrance warp to Lenoltris preparatory to capturing the system... but the Hammer Heads immediately abandon all half dozen or so colonized planets.
Timmy!! Gobbles, Gobbles, Gobbles!!! :-D Uh!
[Several more positive fleet actions and two fleets begin gobbling Hammer Head planets in two different systems. Unfortunately, like ships in the night, one of those fleets and an enemy fleet pass each other unnoticed in a nebula system and Lenoltris is once more occupied by an enemy fleet, one perfect for a fleet action but singularly inappropriate for planetary attacks.]
Gobbles. TIMMY!
[The planetary captures continue but finally, a situation smoldering for a couple years erupts.
The Hammer Heads pass a fleet of 130+ ships into Xillanthra to battle 60+ Timmyland ships and 100 medium sats. When the dust clears, the only remaining force is 94 sats. A victory for Timmy. And for the first time in the game Timmy moves into first place!]
TIMMY!!!!!
[Victory! The Hammer Heads surrender... and no wonder, riots everywhere.]
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