What Do You Mean I Can't!

[Atrocities]

"What do you mean I can't declare my 45.5 Billion Klingon subjects on my tax return?"

"I can't even right off the cost of research, colonization, ship construction or declare the ships I lost in the Cardassian wars!"

"What kind of nonsense is this?"

"I spent 6 hours on this 1040 ez form. EZ my ***."

"I want to speak to a Klingon Translator immediately!"

[ April 16, 2004, 01:22: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

[General Woundwort]

Just remember, AT...

if you ask for a Klingon translator, they may give you a Klingon auditor instead...

[Caduceus]

The more you tighten your grip, Atrocities, the more deductions will slip through your fingers...

Wildcard

[Baal]

Online and telefile are the only way to go. That is if the Klingon computers can handle it. And I don't think Klingons use phones.

[Kamog]

I've never prepared my own tax return because I find the process incomprehensible.

[Imperial]

Bah!!---try having a ferengi do your taxes