Evermore - MegaGame - Winner: AdmiralZhao!

[AdmiralZhao]

I don't think it was a misunderstanding. A couple of turns back, Coobe sent a message asking for an extension of the treaty.

[Jazzepi]

The evil monkey people of EA Lanka have set flame to the forests of Pangea. We ride to meet them in battle. Know that if we fall, they will add a third empire to their growing strength. If their neighbors do not wish to see the whole of the world awash in foul, demonic, MONKEY MAGIC then they should join us in war against Lanka, until not a single castle is left standing.

Jazzepi

[Ubercat]

MA C'Tis is being subbed by Valerius until Thursday. He will honor treaties and try to maintain the status quo.

-Ubercat

[DrPraetorious]

Utilitarian philosophy: we should believe that which it is useful to believe, and disregard that which is not useful to believe.

LA Mictlan is huge, powerful and *extremely* agressive. I can admit it, I'm a bit jealous.

Therefore, it is useful for us all to believe that he is some kind of unholy crossbreed of snake and weasel, hellbent on ravishing our women (have I been watching too much anime? It is useless to believe such a thing.)

Since it is useful to believe this of him, we should agree that it is true.

[AdmiralZhao]

If I may, I would like to rebut the charges that Dr. Praetorious brings against the Mictlani people:

*places a suspiciously large turkey in front of the crowd*

Stare deeply into the turkey's eyes. Now, repeat after me... Mictlan is your friend, you have nothing to fear from Mictlan. The people of Mictlan are peaceful, you do not need to guard your borders with them. Only authorized Mictlan priests can supply you with Mictlan Brand Bottled Water(TM). Without Mictlan Bottled Water, you will be unhappy and ostracized by your peer group.

*claps hands*

Ok, now lets all go out to the forum lobby and get ourselves some snacks! Who's thirsty?

[Hadrian_II]

Jazzepi said:
The evil monkey people of EA Lanka have set flame to the forests of Pangea. We ride to meet them in battle. Know that if we fall, they will add a third empire to their growing strength. If their neighbors do not wish to see the whole of the world awash in foul, demonic, MONKEY MAGIC then they should join us in war against Lanka, until not a single castle is left standing.

Jazzepi

Pangaea will be the first empire of hypocrites we will show the true meaning of mankind. And dont follow his propaganda, as we are able to defend ourselves without problems, even while subduing the horses of the east.

[davegg]

Its been rather amazing to watch LA Mictlan's rise in the score graphs. Leaving in my peaceful corner, which I beleive is far away from their conquests, would any one mind telling me how they are doing it? Thanks

[DrPraetorious]

On the subject of the Great Enemy:

He has triple-blessed jaguar warriors (F9W9S9, in the face).
He uses them well and very agressively.
He threatens his neighbors with invasion if they don't start wars with one another - then, while they're busy fighting it out, he invades them anyway.

[Amhazair]

Hadrian_II said:
Pangaea will be the first empire of hypocrites we will show the true meaning of mankind. And dont follow his propaganda, as we are able to defend ourselves without problems, even while subduing the horses of the east.

While I did play one turn for Lanka while Hadrian was away, and am thus slightly favorably inclined in favor of the monkey-demons in this conflict, I do take serious objection to calling centaurs, magnificent creatures as they are, horses. I played a centaur once during a long-running roleplay campaign, and thus feel rather strongly on the subject.

Hadrian, if you want me to ever sub for you again in this game, you'll have to appologise to the centaurs right now.

[DrPraetorious]

Oh, and MA Mictlan lives in province 177. Unlike me and Lanka, he cannot just reanimate some patrollers when you blitz his capital.

SO - cover it with hurricanes, ill portents, or other such hoopla! It won't much hamper his military, but it will prevent him recruiting his only decent mages, which are capital only.