Originally posted by Kamog: That's an interesting sig!
...um, one time I dropped my toast and it landed with the butter side facing UP! It must have been at a moment of special planetary alignment or something.
It will probably never happen again... (It's one of those "maybe it will happen once in your lifetime if you're extremely lucky" type of events.)
no, the answer is simple: you buttered the wrong side.
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...the green, sticky spawn of the stars
(with apologies to H.P.L.)