Homemade incinerator beam!

[Suicide Junkie]

The parts can be found at your local dollar store, and it scales up reasonably well.

Be sure to ask permission from any women in the house before you try this at home, and be careful.

Note:
I did keep the garden hose on hand for safety, and used it twice.

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That stick is about a centimeter in diameter, and the end fell off about three seconds later.