You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:

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You Might Be A Fat *** Emperor If:

1. You out weigh your own battleship.
2. You need rocket boosters to get from a seated to standing position.
3. Your belt size is measured as Equator.
4. Your people are nothing more than food stock
5. The Last time you were in space, someone tried to colonize you.
6. The sun orbits YOU.
7. You have sixty planets producing food, and thats just for breakfast.
8. You need to use anti-gravity sleds to move about.
9. When you boarded your orbiting Battleship, it nearly crashed into the planet.
10. If you have ever gone to war against McDonalds Consortium for making you fat.