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Old January 22nd, 2005, 11:48 PM
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Default Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:

The Last time you were seen naked, those who saw you went blind.
When you take a deep breath, you suck all the oxygen out of the air on your planet.
If your people have installed a back up beeper on your *** just in case.
When ever you are seen in public, the local robots begin yelling "DANGER DANGER DANGER."
If Lions hiss at you then runaway scared to death. ("He's goin'a eat me!")
You have ever depleted your empires national supply of cream custard in one swallow.
You have ever had to buy all of the seats on a world ship when traveling.
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