OT: Favorite Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Whatever Quotes

[zircher]

O'Neil's "It's what I do", quote is a signature move for that character. :-)

After jerking Baal's chain...
Aide: "Do you think it is wise to provoke him?"
Jack: "It's what I do."

And a couple Heavy Metal quotes...

Ard: "If you refuse, you die; she dies; everybody dies."

Hanover Fiste: "He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!"

Den: "What are they saying?"
Norl: "They talk of the savage beast who prowls these
catacombs with a fierce hunger and sharp teeth...
(gestures) six inches long."
Norl: "Sorry... (indicating)... sixteen inches long."
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TAZ