First Conatct????

[Makinus]

- the secret base at Area 51 where aliens and humans are living together and building flying saucers

and developing the next Version of WINXP...


- the aliens are mutilating cattle, abducting humans for biological experiments, and creating human-alien hybrids

and puting them in the bush presidential campaign (did you see the weird clothes the people were using in the republican convention?)


- they have the technology to turn a destroyer invisible, teleport it, and also travel through time.

and are considering selling the tech to Disney...


- there is a secret program that uses psychic 'remove viewers' to spy on distant locations

the latest development of this project is a strange gadget called "webcam" that allow non-psychic people to do the same...


- there are 'zero-point energy' devices that can generate unlimited energy from space itself

using the same principle they created a strage beverage also know as "energetic drinks"...


- the moon landing was faked

and the location used to film is in New Zealand, in the same place the did LOTR...


- there are secret devices that can influence people's minds and make them sick from a distance

also know as "soap operas"...