Crazy Game - Started

[Steerpike]

Fear the Faerie Queen!!!

You can get your Air Queen back Jurri but all those hard won Artifact6s have to hurt a little

And nice win against that Golem Shmonk.

Pike

[PashaDawg]

I think we should all hold a moment of silence due to the death of Pasha Mama. Another cruel trick of the Water Foul. Shame! Shame! Shame! Bad Foul! Bad!

[PashaDawg]

Turn 53 went out last night.

Deadline it tonight at 9pm.

Pasha

[Jurri]

Huh, some not-so-fun battles... Like, Pasha Momma apparently died to autorout in an assassination: not cool. And I'm not sure I appreciate those elf shots: if MR negates, MR 24-25 should block virtually all of them. However, already two such creatures with high MR have died on them. The first one had a shield, even, meaning that the odds should be heavily against the elf shots to both hit the target (despite the 15 precision of the sprites) and do harm. It was pretty funny how the AQ happened to lose the shield arm on the first attack that managed to hit her, though Other than that, nice resistance on all fronts, dudes! That centaur commander is another lucky feller, avoiding his fate against insurmountable odds.

But, you can be the luckiest bastard ever for all I care: inevitable doom awaits your meaningless existence despite you whoring yourself to the wrinkled old Lady Luck. One can but wonder what she makes you do to favor you so... Undoubtedly your long experience in pleasing the poor Pasha Momma serves you well.

[PashaDawg]

Turn 54 is out.

Deadline is Thursday, 9pm Boston Time.

Pasha

[PashaDawg]

I am glad to report that the Ice Devil Pashamangler was sent back to Hell, but not before he could drop is goodies onto the ground for the benefit of Arco.

Meanwhile, I see the Wicked Weener has some mean looking Water Queens attacking deep in Giant Territory!

Finally, the Water Foul is mussing up Fortu's native lands. Grrrrr! Boooo, Water Foul! Yay, Fortu!!!!!

[Steerpike]

Yes that was a mighty Arco Victory! A bad couple of turns for the Calamitous Calamari

Your arrogance shall be rewarded with being thrown back into the Sea Jurri. Lady Luck loves us Panii and will not desert us in our times of need.

Have at you, Sir! Have at you!

Pike

[Shmonk]

Well, even though I'm "this" close to dying, I'm going to attempt to go out with a bang. And nobody is exempt from Fortu's death rattle... he may decide to march north towards Pasha country, just to get a piece of Mama between his pincers before succumbing to it all. Or he may end up going to giant land and kneecapping a few big'uns. Sorry, no way to get into the water, so the water-breathers are safe, unfortunately. Pan, I may just walk all by my little lonesome through any land I can, leaving a path of desctruction.

Or it'll be over in 2 more turns, whichever comes first.

[PashaDawg]

Mighty Fortu!

Don't give up soooo soon! We need you against the evil Water Foul! I can get you something to help you go into the water!

Oh... and by the way, Pasha Mama is dead for a while. So, don't bother coming to my land to find her.

Pasha