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December 21st, 2006, 01:43 AM
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Re: HoneyBadger\'s Watercolor Translation and Gener
Ok, first step, Uh-nu-buh, you go to the five major technical colleges and the five major art colleges closest to you and start hiring "interns". "Interns" will not be paid by any means, but will be able to build up their resumes by fetching us coffee and doing all the work we don't want to do, as in my delegating Uh-nu-buh's priority action list to whichever "interns" can make sense of it. Gandalf will be assigned a team of 5-6 interns who's job is to make him an expert in ImageMagick, whatever that is. Uninspired, you are in charge of securing coffee, drinks, and foodstuffs. You may create a team of however many "interns" have the most money and are willing to invest in the project. You may also choose them based on looks, personality, and impressionability, whatever traits you feel are most suitable, so long as you keep the food and drinks flowing. Once you've secured 30-35 "interns", Uh-nu-buh, you, along with myself, will recieve the title and position of "co-treasurer". While you continue to lead the "intern-drive", we will jointly manage the "interns'" funds and-so as not to overwork you-I will be responsible for managing the "slush-fund".
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December 22nd, 2006, 06:46 PM
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Re: HoneyBadger\'s Watercolor Translation and Gener
Gasp, I... I was too successful. Toooooo many interns. Young, female, rich.... Crawling all over me. FOR THE LOVE OF THE CHILDREN!!! Putting 1 dollar bills in odd places.... NO NO, THE HORROR. Please! Make it stop!!
Please, don't cry for me, Dominions friends.... Don't cry for me....
Don't stop the project for this. Do it for the UNBer! Do it for the UNBer....
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December 25th, 2006, 10:02 PM
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Re: HoneyBadger\'s Watercolor Translation and Gener
Sadly, we here at HoneyBadger's Watercolor Translation and Generator (HBW-T&E) mourn the loss of Vice President Uh-Nu-Buh. Uh-Nu-Buh was loyal and friendly to all of his superiors, especially the ones who could fire him, and really cared about his paycheck. Those below him on the corporate foodchain will remember him as the one you had to sleep with if you wanted to make it in this business. Uh-Nu-Buh died around midnight of complications brought on by enthusiastic oversexification and an overdose of Viagra which resulted in fatal Priapism, and will be survived by literally hundreds of illegitimate children, none of which are mentioned anywhere in the will, and a goat named Sally.
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December 26th, 2006, 02:39 PM
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Re: HoneyBadger\'s Watercolor Translation and Gener
Is Sally mentioned in the will then?
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December 26th, 2006, 09:56 PM
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Re: HoneyBadger\'s Watercolor Translation and Gener
hmmmm...what do you think?
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