Forum Chat Bar & Grill - Page 113

Raging Deadstar · #**1121** May 15th, 2005, 06:15 PM

RD sits down in the cantina feeling quite relaxed.

I'm having one of my guilty pleasures days. Just finished watching a combination of Good TV.
Sharpe
Farscape
Indiana Jones And the Last Crusade.

This is what Sunday was made for.

El_Phil · #**1122** May 16th, 2005, 09:20 AM

Not the world's most sophisticated joke, but funny I'll grant you.

Given I have an awful sense of smell I really can't comment on Scampi Fries. And they are the world's tastiest bar snack.

Growltigger · #**1123** May 25th, 2005, 09:12 AM

Nahh, the world's tastiest bar snack, and something you would never dream of eating at home or without the benefit of a few beers, is the PORK SCRATCHING.

Possibly the most vilest unhealthy and overall nasty edible item in the universe. The sort of thing that even Jabba would avoid for his health.

Still taste good after a few scoops of ale, especially if you go to one of them posh west country pubs where they put a pickled egg in the packet as well.

This upsets your digestive system so much that you probably contravene the geneva convention

Puke · #**1124** May 25th, 2005, 07:44 PM

a pork scratching that is a packet? what exactly is this? and who purports to poshery, whom serves pickled eggs?

we have pork skins here, which are deep fried and flavored bits of piggy flesh. sort of the consistancy of puffed-rice, but crunchier and greasier. and porkie-er.

NullAshton · #**1125** May 25th, 2005, 10:07 PM

I think I've seen every single 'old' farscape episode. Turns out there was a marathon for weeks on end, so I just watched them all

Growltigger · #**1126** May 27th, 2005, 11:05 AM

good effort on the Farscape marathon NullAshton, although I would reccomend that you take up sport and get a girlfriend (says the man who cannot wait for his wife to go away for a weekend so that I can sit down and watch series 3 of B5 back to back!!)

Puke, that sounds like pork scratchings, although they are not like puffed rice, but more just solid salty bits of pig skin and fat that sit on your stomach like a really horrible vindaloo (from the Rupali Restaurant, Bigg Market, Newcastle-Upon-Tyne)

Pickled eggs may be a pecularity to England. They are eggs pickled in vinegar. Nuff said. Taste like crap, go through your system like crap, and you can still smell them 3 days after you have eaten them.

Probably the best kickstart for the bowel bugle or trouser trumpet I know (even better than baked beans)

Renegade 13 · #**1127** May 27th, 2005, 11:32 AM

If you want something to get your intestinal system moving, try pickled habenero peppers... You'll feel one of those suckers burning in your intestine as it's moving through you...and I'm not going to even get started on what kind of burning you get when one of those baby's leaves!

Puke · #**1128** May 28th, 2005, 03:07 PM

you know, i have had some really good pickled habeneros that were stuffed inside green olives. quite tasty. flaming hot.

eat ice-cream afterwards, it helps it move through your bowles!

mac5732 · #**1129** May 30th, 2005, 12:43 AM

well, from what I've been told, Puke's secret Chili and Tesco's secret Chili, Pack more of a wallop then any of them.

Growltigger · #**1130** May 31st, 2005, 08:40 AM

Actually, the best thing to try and do for a lavatorial experience you will never forget is to do what I did a few weeks back.

Went out at lunchtime for a couple of beers, and had a steak and kidney pudding (in suet) with all the trimmings. Followed that with a couple of beers, and then some chocolate cake, and then more beers, then a curry in the evening with some pickled eggs in a pub, followed by a kebab.

The next morning comprised a three hour marathon and several rolls of loo paper before even an acceptable level of bottomly hygience could be attained.

Is this thread getting a bit gross?