Forum Chat Bar & Grill - Page 125

NullAshton · #**1241** September 6th, 2005, 06:39 PM

Eee cattleprods? I gotta get my hand on one of those... Are you sure 300 volts is high enough?

Anyway, for the antimatter, just find a warppoint to a nearby anti-matter jet. Problem solved! Of course, the revised Geneva Treaty bans anti-matter weapons, if I remember correctly. Those people who have those anti-matter torpedos are breaking this treaty, and should be destroyed. Besides, anti-matter torpedos suck.

Renegade 13 · #**1242** September 6th, 2005, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Suicide Junkie said:
Its hardly a rival.
More like another franchise in the chain.

Besides, I merely gave Renegade the antique warppoint opener. He's the one who used it.

Hey, you set me up! And that antique only had a range of 100 light years, could barely reach all the way over here

El_Phil · #**1243** September 6th, 2005, 08:47 PM

Yes but Quantum torps are hardly much better.

Anyway SJ could be done for the entrapment of Renegade, which sounds somewhat unpleasent if you ask me.

I don't know, promoting a rival chain, entraping an innocent(ish

Canadian. Your crimes just keep racking up SJ. I hope you have a good lawyer.

Suicide Junkie · #**1244** September 6th, 2005, 09:31 PM

Who needs a lawyer when you can just not fake your own death.

TurinTurambar · #**1245** September 6th, 2005, 10:44 PM

Turin is inexplicably drawn to, and saunters meaningfully toward the smell of salt air and pi�a colada...

mac5732 · #**1246** September 6th, 2005, 11:23 PM

Hearing about "Free Brewskis", the wizen old one saunders into the establishment, looks at everyone, waves, staggers over to his table and orders a few free brewskis, Now this is the way to start the day he yells as a FBW brings him his order, ahhhh, he mutters as he swigs the lst one down. He slowly looks around making sure that his arch pizza thief is not if sight and seeing the grey one not here, orders a pizza... then sits back to watch the shananigans going on....

Puke · #**1247** September 7th, 2005, 02:23 AM

even free beer comes with a price. as the bar tender begins to draw a pint, a horrible stream of bile begins to gush fourth from the tap. He tries to shut of off, but it remains open until it has disgourged a sizeable mass of quickly-congealing vomit.

The newly formed pile blinks, and looks about the room;

puke is here.

Renegade 13 · #**1248** September 7th, 2005, 02:37 AM

When bile blinks, that's when you know you've had way way way too much of...something.

Raging Deadstar · #**1249** September 7th, 2005, 04:27 AM

Quote:

Puke said:
even free beer comes with a price. as the bar tender begins to draw a pint, a horrible stream of bile begins to gush fourth from the tap. He tries to shut of off, but it remains open until it has disgourged a sizeable mass of quickly-congealing vomit.

The newly formed pile blinks, and looks about the room;

puke is here.

RD looks in horror as Puke essentially enters through one of the taps. He vaguely considers trying to get him on the charge of being behind the bar but decides that he best go check the brewski supplies instead...

El_Phil · #**1250** September 7th, 2005, 07:33 AM

This sounds like a job for.... Plumdas!

The newly repaired roof caves in, again, as a drop pod hurtles down from the orbiting white van. The PlumbingPandas head straight for the cellar to check the beer supply taps.

The sound of vicious fighting errupts from under the Cantina. The occasional scream and whimper tear through the air.

"Of course RD is very protective of his brewski supplies. I suppose I should have remembered that."