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Old September 8th, 2005, 05:31 PM

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Sure am glad he didn't mind me sticking him in the freezer!
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Old September 8th, 2005, 06:34 PM

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RD returns rather hurriedly to the front of the bar sporting body armour, his traditonal polished six shooter which mysteriously fires 7 times and a large cast iron frying pan. He looks around at the rather nervous patrons and afixes his traditional bar-tender western moustache.

"Now folks, he was just being neighbourly"
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Old September 8th, 2005, 07:19 PM
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Summoned from the cliche ether a piano and player appear in the corner of the cantina. The pianist starts playing but is ready to stop the moment a stranger walks in through the door.
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Why did I get an image of Schlock when I thought of Puke?
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Why did I get an image of Schlock when I thought of Puke?
A Gastroenterilogical Amorph?
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Old September 9th, 2005, 08:26 AM
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"AAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH*gurgle*splortch* Help! Puke's attacking! Somebody HEEEEEE*glaargh*....."
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The pianist has not stopped playing.

"I'm sorry Strategia, unless the piano stops it's not serious. This is just 'Local colour' or 'Harmless high jinks' perhaps.
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NullAshton secretly slips the pianist some money for him to keep playing. Whistling, he procedes over to an empty table, to plot defense of the Bar and Grill.
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[i]Phil smashes Strategia around the head until the promises to stop being silly.[i]

"My good friends, for the first time in the history of our board, a crazy British First Lieutenant has returned from Holland bringing peace with honour. And concusion. I believe it is peace for our time."

Fateful words.
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Then suddenly the tanks come rolling in.

The two inch high replicas come charging through the door, attacking any remaining cows they encounter and skittering over the floor around people's feet, trying to climb up their trouser legs.
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