Forum Chat Bar & Grill - Page 134

Puke · #**1331** September 19th, 2005, 10:15 PM

it was a grain-fed wolf, so the meat smelled like cow.

mac5732 · #**1332** September 20th, 2005, 12:19 AM

the old one watches the comings and goings of all the different kinds of meats being lobbed around the cantina.... ahhh he mutters, just give me my usualy bacon, eggs, rye toast, hash browns and brewski... he calls one of the FBW's over and places his order... This younger crowd just doesn't know whats good for them. H... the stuff they eat will clean your insides out inside of a minute. He dones his gas mask as he waits for his dinner and pushes a button to enclose his taable in an sealed atmosphere sphere where outside odors aare unable to penetrae.....

Renegade 13 · #**1333** September 20th, 2005, 02:08 AM

For a wolf you sure talk well...

If I were you, I wouldn't come around where I live. I shoot wolves on sight. Don't think you'd survive a hit from a .308 through the lungs.

Kamog · #**1334** September 20th, 2005, 03:55 AM

They serve Tribble wings here, that's not cannibalism unless you're a Tribble!

Puke · #**1335** September 20th, 2005, 05:07 AM

no, but if it was a clean shot through the lungs, youd leave some good meat. just dont rupture his guts.

id bet that wolf is pretty gamey, though.

NullAshton · #**1336** September 20th, 2005, 08:19 AM

Hehe, my AC is too high for you to shoot me. Unless you get a natural 20 though, though I'd still have quite enough HP.

Raging Deadstar · #**1337** September 20th, 2005, 10:50 AM

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El_Phil said:
It's not cannabalism if you're caught

Finally, another Brit who understands the 11th Commandment. "Thou Shalt Not Get Caught!"

Strategia_In_Ultima · #**1338** September 20th, 2005, 04:03 PM

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Renegade 13 said:If I were you, I wouldn't come around where I live. I shoot wolves on sight. Don't think you'd survive a hit from a .308 through the lungs.

Wolves are not inherently dangerous to humans. Wolves tend to leave humans alone unless they're either A.) very very hungry, B.) traveling in a pack or C.) any combination of the aforementioned. So, wolves tend to be rather harmless unless they've got a ravenous look in their eyes and/or they've brought along the homies.

Wolves are too afraid of us to attack without reserve; a blank cartridge would probably scare any wolf away, unless it's really intent on eating you, at which point it is fair to shoot it.

Yup, animal lover here..... vegetarian too..... except where aliens are concerned, they're fair game to me..... orders a side of Phong rump, fresh from the grill

Hmm, it's getting kinda quiet in here..... maybe I should try to open my own place..... last time with the Won-Ton it provided for some excellent fun, so why not try again? *ducks and runs for the door, dodging shots, thrown weapons and the occasional runaway Tribble*

NullAshton · #**1339** September 20th, 2005, 04:12 PM

Wait, there's tribbles running around? Why isn't this place filled with them? NullAshton hears the voice of Murphy in the background...

Raging Deadstar · #**1340** September 20th, 2005, 05:26 PM

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Strategia_In_Ultima said:
...unless they're either A.) very very hungry, B.) traveling in a pack or C.) any combination of the aforementioned. So, wolves tend to be rather harmless unless they've got a ravenous look in their eyes and/or they've brought along the homies.

Considering Wolves are pack hunters I think that makes the point moot