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December 15th, 2005, 08:10 AM
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Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
Hahahahaha..... I knew there'd be more B&Gness! But what the hell are you thinking, putting NullAshton in charge of this place?!?
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December 15th, 2005, 09:44 PM
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Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
clearly, its a simple mistake. look...
*puke scrawls another arrow on the beermat*
...it clearly indicates that the panda is our new leader. Here, put those jewles on its head. someone give it a pint of fermented bamboo juice, and see if it has any royal instructions for us.
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December 15th, 2005, 10:35 PM
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Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
The panda clears it's throat and adjusts the crown. This takes about a week. Then it opens it's mouth to speak...
"I command that Strat be suitably punished for being the underhanded ursine usurper that he undoubtedbly is. Also any copy of the succession with Null Ashton's name on are to be destroyed."
With that the Emporer Panda turned to sit down. Suddenly (relatively speaking it actually took seveal hours) he spun round.
"And someone make me a throne and a crown stand. All this standing is exhausting."
The emperor has spoken!
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December 15th, 2005, 11:58 PM
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Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
we've only got one throne in here, and the loo-pygmies have been worshiping it.
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December 16th, 2005, 06:40 AM
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Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
Does that technically mean Elvis is also a member of the B&G Royal Family 
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December 16th, 2005, 08:54 AM
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Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
No, wait, wait..... Didn't Turin used to walk around here in a fake Elvis costume for some time?
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December 16th, 2005, 03:10 PM
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it was either a wig or a cape, or both. I think they met a grizzley end, involving a flame thrower and the bottomless void beneath the cantina. Of course, some things have come back from worse...
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December 16th, 2005, 06:16 PM
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Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
I remember talk about EWE... the Evil Wig of Elvis.
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December 16th, 2005, 10:19 PM
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Re: what does this one do?
And here I always thought that was a female sheepy.
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December 17th, 2005, 06:04 AM
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It is. Fear the sheep.
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On an entirely different matter, I hereby declare myself sole Emperor of the Bar and Grill! Any who would challenge me have one (1) day, starting..... last week!
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