Forum Chat Bar & Grill - Page 156

mac5732 · #**1551** June 3rd, 2006, 12:18 AM

bump, wow, didn't mean to scare everyone off

Renegade 13 · #**1552** June 3rd, 2006, 01:55 PM

Well you know Mac, you're pretty scary!

Black_Knyght · #**1553** June 4th, 2006, 03:14 AM

The Skunkupines, stunned and shaken, slowly gather their wits. As the aftermath of RD's preemptive strike sinks in, they begin to seeth with rage and huddle to strategize. Beedy little eyes occasionally peer up over the huddled mass of odorous quills....

Quietly, off in a corner near the closet, a rather large Skunkupine sits up and shakes clarity back into his head. He eyes the ajar closet door, and upon hearing a faint moan eminate from Ashton within it's dark confines gets to his feet and slowly wanders towards the closet again with an unnerving gleam in his eyes....

Cipher7071 · #**1554** June 4th, 2006, 03:56 PM

(Shimmmmerrrrrr....pop!)
Arriving upon an empty barstool in the usual manner, from his lair deep within the Mandelbrot set, Cipher7071 examines the scene.

"Aaaah... Barkeep, Some ale in a well-sealed bottle for me, I think. My sense of smell has never been very good, but this really is appalling. Isn't there something we can do?"

Renegade 13 · #**1555** June 5th, 2006, 12:34 AM

Renegade regains consciousness after falling asleep for quite some time. Shaking his head groggily, he moans and says:

"Nooooooooo! I don't wanna go to work!"

Then with an amazing feat of ingenuity, skill and artificially enhanced muscles, he leaps into the rafters then through the roof. But not before leaving one message for the patrons...

"I'll be back tomorrow! You'll never see the last of me, you can never defeat me! My megalomania will smother you all in a stifling layer of arrogant egotistical large words! Muahahaha...!"

Black_Knyght · #**1556** June 13th, 2006, 04:10 AM

What?, did the regrouping skunkupines scare everybody off?

TurinTurambar · #**1557** June 13th, 2006, 01:09 PM

Turin is still vomitting noisily under his table....

Black_Knyght · #**1558** June 13th, 2006, 06:50 PM

[i]The huddled mass of Skunkupines suddenly quiets, and then condenses a bit tighter. The long, spiny quills on the backs of each Skunkupine suddenly stand alarmingly erect and the prickly huddle slowly scurries towards the center of the room. Once there, a brief pause ensues and a single set of beady eyes peers over the mass and slowly studies the occupents of the room, taking note of the sudden departure of Renegade 13 & unexpected arrival of Cipher 7071 before popping back down into the awaiting Skunkupines. The huddled mass of odorous, barbed quills shuffles slightly to the right, then a bit to the left, then forward a tiny bit more. A series of quickly barked sounds is heard, and the circular mass begins to slowly rotate, increasing in speed with each step.....

Puke · #**1559** June 13th, 2006, 09:54 PM

puke daintily picks himself up and balances on top of a chair. not to leave his comrades stranded in a potential kill-zone, he extends a pseudopod under Turin's table and absorbs the vomit into the greater-whole.

A slightly larger puke balances on top his chair. Turin is confused and astonishingly clean, but still under his table as the skunkupines spin across the floor like a dervish.

Raging Deadstar · #**1560** June 29th, 2006, 05:21 AM

RD picks himself up from the methane blast.

Drinks on the house!

I've got a Job Interview with the British Red Cross today so fingers/pseudopods/whatever crossed