Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[Ragnarok]

I swear I saw someone outside with a weed eater the other day chopping something that looked like that up. I think it was him...

[sachmo]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
How dare you Sachmo take my joke!?!?! I have told that at least twice here! I got raved for the second time telling it. I forgot I told it once and told it again like 2 days later. Never have lived it down.

Oops! Maybe I ought to check the Cantina more.

Mac: Salad Shooter...that's funny!

Here is another lame attempt at humor:

This very old, rich man marries a young, beautiful woman, but finds he cannot preform his manly duties. In desperation, he tells his doctor that he will pay anything if he can just make love to his wife one time. The doctor thinks about it, and then tells the old man about a procedure that will guarentee results, but it will only work three times, after which time he will suffer a massive heart attack and die.
Beside himself with lust, the old man agrees. The doctor tells him how it will work.
Ok, to become erect, all you have to do is say "Beep." To return to normal, you have but to say "Beep Beep."
The old man nods, and off they go to the operating room.
Hours later, the old man wakes up.
"Well Doc, did it work?"
"Yes, the procedure was a success."
The old man decides to try it out.
"Beep" he says, and instantly he is erect.
A big smile crosses his face, and then he says "Beep Beep." Just as quickly, he loses it.
The doctor reminds him that it will only work three times and then it will all be over. The old man runs downstairs and hops into him limo. On the way home, a car pulls in front of another.
"Beep." The first car honks. The old man feels his soldier pop to attention.
"Beep Beep." the second car returns the honk. Back to normal.
The old man realizes he only has one chance left, so he tells his driver to get him home fast.
Quickly they reach the house, and the old man runs inside.
"Honey, come quick! Get your close off and get into bed! Let's make love!"
The young wife eagerly pulls off her clothes and jumps into bed.
The old man pulls off his clothes, jumps into the bad and shouts "Beep!"
Suddenly the young woman looks at him and says...
"What's all this beep, beep crap?"

[ December 06, 2002, 15:29: Message edited by: sachmo ]

[Timstone]

Hahaha... LOL!!!

[Atrocities]

Oh the story of my life.

[mlmbd]

rags,

I swear I saw someone outside with a weed eater the other day chopping something that looked like that up. I think it was him...

was what you saw, a fruit, salad, Xantus or a Tomato?

sachmo, LOL. It wasn't to lame!

mlmbd

[Kamog]

What? You guys CHOPPED UP Supreme Lord Xantus with a weed eater, and then ATE him for lunch? Terrible! He was a sentient being! He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time...

[Fyron]

It was Xantus. He made a clear getaway, and wasn't eaten in a salad. And trust me, he is quite toxic to humans. Eating him would kill you (even being used to the filth of the Cantina).

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
And trust me, he is quite toxic to humans.

Since when have we been humans?

[Fyron]

He is especially toxic to Ragnaroks.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
He is especially toxic to Ragnaroks.

Oh... That sux... *Rags walks away weeping at the fact that he could end up dying in the next couple days.*