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[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
Good to see you back GT. We'll be waiting...

Actually Rags, I think I ASKED For it right there *points upwards*

[mac5732]

RD, all is well as could be hoped for, dropping in at the IRC chat channel every so often, lurking on the forum, reading my newest research books, playing Napoleonic Total War, Playing PBW games, and drinking my usualy brewski or two ,

Old Mac glances up from his table in the cornor, sees some of the old members come strolling in for a brew or two, notices some new FB waitress clones..... The furry feline is still here, but where is The Gryphin? lurking?, Mac looks around, nope no Gryphin,... smiles to himself and orders a large pizza... ahhh, finally able to eat one without the Gryphin around.........

just some ideas mac

[Renegade 13]

Mmmmm....large pizza....well since you have lots....

*Renegade slides up to Mac's table, snatches a piece of pizza, and sneakily slides away again, devouring his prize *

[Kamog]

Hey, haven't been here in a long time. What's been happening here? Oh, it seems to be unusually peaceful...

[mac5732]

Mac, who had turned away for only a second, turns back to finish his pizza, "What the....", there's a piece missing.. He quickly glances around looking for the Gryphin as this has all his ear marks of his dastardly deeds Nope, don't see him, he continues to look around, waves at everyone.... then sits back to ponder his missing piece of pizza hmmmmm


just some ideas Mac

[Raging Deadstar]

I've been waiting month's to do this.

*RD Pulls out a Mega phone, switches the voice to Ragnarok and Yells*

"ONNNNNIIIIOOOOONNNNN'S!!!!"

*Ragnarok is promptly burried Under a collossal pile of onions*

*RD feels satisfied as he gloats over his recent victory and presses a button on a crystal style pad he pulls out.*

"The Cloning transports will be here soon, with on board Brewery"

*He grins and then starts to set up his corner*

"The shroud of the dark side has fallen, begun the Prank war has."

[ April 15, 2004, 19:33: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[Ragnarok]

Ragnarok climbs out from under the pile of the ****** and mutters to himself "I could have swore that did not work in this new joint."

Ragnarok then goes to his ship and cleans himself up and prepares for the upcoming prank war.

A couple hours later Ragnarok walks back into the bar with his usual black trench coat flowing from his body. He walks up to RD and simple says "A job well done with that voice trick. I would have never thought of that one. Do tell me though, were you away for months and you came up with just that? Is that the best you have to offer? Surely not!"

Ragnarok begins to turn away and then he turns quickly back to RD and says "Oh! I almost forgot something." as he presses a button on his wrist. Suddenly with a cloud of smoke and a sound of *poof* RD finds himself naked and hanging upside down with a pack of wild monkeys looking longingly at him hanging from the top of the bar.

"They have been isolated from their mates for along time RD," says Ragnarok as he smirks evill, "for a very, long time."
The evil smirk on Ragnaroks face continues to grow as he listens to RD scream, wether from pleasure or from pain is to be decided.

[Raging Deadstar]

*Indeed Ragnarok has not seen RD for such a long time, otherwise he would know that those were not RD's screams. RD had prepared for this, and as such RD had rubbed the rope to generate Static Electricity, thusly shocking whatever infernal creature that came too close. When Ragnarok heard a thump he turned round only to See RD standing their fully clothed*

"Got to love Cybernetic Accesories!"

*RD pushed a few buttons on his built-in wristpad and then touched ragnarok, magnifying the static charge 100 fold. Ragnarok yelps in pain and promptly jumps through the roof into orbit from the shock...*

*Grin* "I am most sure once he lands he may be interested in my new cloning service..."

*Ordering the Barkeep to crack open the finest non alcholic drink they could find (Yep, still havn't touched the drink and almost 18 Lol) RD sits down in his corner and waits to see what else this place offers!"

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
*Grin* "I am most sure once he lands he may be interested in my new cloning service..."

Ragnarok begins to fall back to the earth and as he looks down he has more then enough time to gather his composure and activate his anti-grav belt. "Boy, I sure am glad I ran into the smuggler when I did to make this purchase. I knew this anti-grav belt would come in handy!"

Ragnarok is just hovering in mid air and slowly making his decent back to the ground and he presses a couple more buttons on his belt. Suddenly a bunch of seed looking devices come shooting out of Ragnaroks boots and start falling towards RD in the bar.

As Ragnarok gets closer to the ground and as the seeds continue to fall towards RD, Ragnarok shouts out "Hey RD! I would not suggest looking up right about now." But of course RD just cannot pass up that open invitation and he looks up. Ragnarok then takes his water container and tosses towards RD. The water hits the seedlings and those seeds turn into a handfull of 140389 megaton pianos.

The look on RDs face is priceless as he sees these huge objects coming at him. Before he had time to react the pianos land on him insuring a great deal of pain!

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
The look on RDs face is priceless as he sees these huge objects coming at him. Before he had time to react the pianos land on him insuring a great deal of pain!

And an Off note key as well

*RD's broken fingers peeks out from underneath the piano with a note, Ragnarok lands and walks over to the huge piles of pianos and reads it*

"Don't Gloat!"

*Ragnarok begins to laugh evily and begins gloating like never before. Before he know's it His head is hit by a laser pulse (MIB style, it will grow back Rags ) and explodes. From the shadows RD's female bodyguard deactivates the cloaking device and walks out carrying a rather large laser pistol, The words "Ego Reducer" Embossed in the side. (Why was she hiding in the shadows whilst cloaked? because it looks cool when they appear ) RD's hands press another button on his wristpad and fall limp, five minutes later a new RD walks through the door grinning*

"Bar Staff, please clean this up and use these incapacitated bodies for whatever purposes you need" *RD Winks as he points to the barbeque... *