Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 227

Raging Deadstar · #**2261** January 23rd, 2003, 09:55 PM

*Is about to take a bite of the nachos on the bar when he looks at geo tucking into another one of pukes bodyparts and suddenly begins to think twice about it. He takes a handful out to his ship and activates his tachyon scanners and analyses this curious culinary concoction. After a few minutes the printout reads the ingrediants.*

Marmite
Flour
Sodium Chloride..
David Gervais flakey skin and armpit clippings?

GT How could you man! You'll sell anything these days, also i'm working on another clone, any celebraties you desperate for a night of passion with?

David E. Gervais · #**2262** January 23rd, 2003, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
...After a few minutes the printout reads the ingrediants.*

Marmite
Flour
Sodium Chloride..
David Gervais flakey skin and armpit clippings?

I always suspected that someone had tapped into the drain under my shower unit, well now I guess I know!

I sure hope you guys didn't think I gave Gt my flakey skin and armpit clippings of my own free will!

Just think, if he managed to tap into my shower drain, imagine what he has tapped into of yours!

..Now you all have a 'real' reason to be paranoid! Oh, and a Tacyon scan won't turn up all of Gt's devices!

..and now you all know why I always BMOB (Bring my own booze!) and I suggest you all BYOB too!

Cheers!

Taz-in-Space · #**2263** January 24th, 2003, 06:38 AM

..Taz pauses in his bar-tending duties just long enough to wave to the old regulars as well as those just starting to check out this weird place.

Hearing a call for:

Quote:

Shepherd Neame Spitfire Ale

Taz opens a new cask and drains off the top half in the interest of quality control... Yep, good Kentish ale! Releasing a burp that reverses the flight route of a mongoose someone threw at the bar, Taz begins to pass out the remainder of the cask.

While most of his attention is focused on his tasks, Taz notices a faint ticking. Hmmm, does somebody have a very loud watch or is that some bomb timer going?
Oh well, what can a mere bomb do that hasn't been done here before?

Hey Everyone, try the Twiglets the Cantina is serving at the bar - it only LOOKS like tree twigs covered in Marmite!

[ January 24, 2003, 04:50: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]

Kamog · #**2264** January 24th, 2003, 08:48 AM

MARMITE... I'm having a flashback of the "Marmite argument" that happened so many times when I was a kid.

FRIEND: Hey, put some marmite on your bread. It's good!

ME: I don't like marmite.

FRIEND: What, have you tried it?

ME: Yes, a few times, remember? I don't like it.

FRIEND: Why not? I like it! It's good!

ME: I don't like the strong taste of it.

FRIEND: Everyone says that. That's because you spread it too thick. You just put a thin layer on your bread and it's good. People put way too much on and then they say they don't like it, but they're doing it wrong.

ME: You told me that before. I did put it on really thin. I still don't like it.

FRIEND: I still think you put it on too thick.

ME: OK, we went through this before, but fine. Here goes. See, this is thin.

FRIEND: OK, it's good, isn't it?

ME: It was this thin the Last time we did this. It tastes exactly the same as Last time, and I still don't like it. And I know we're going to go through this same argument again next week!

Growltigger · #**2265** January 24th, 2003, 11:50 AM

"Happy days are here again, oh happy days are here again"

I am so happy, the current Mrs GT is going away shopping with friends this weekend (to Milan for god's sake) and I have taken delivery of 6 crates of assorted Kentish ale.... Spitfire, Bishop's Finger, 1698, Late Red and Goldings....

Yippee, this weekend is going to be a hop enthused haze.....

Funny call though cos the plumber who is fitting my new bathroom called me to say there was large van at the house delivery 72 bottles of prime ale.... I told him to accept delivery and keep his horrible mits off my booze......

Shepherd Neame, possibly the best beer in the world... now all I need are some pickled eggs, some pork scratchings, some chicken itchings and some MARMITE (my mate marmite etc)....

Raging Deadstar, please can you clone Ines Sastre and Salma Hayek for me as I do fancy smothering the pair of them in Shepherd Neame ale and marmite.... and I wonder what they could do with a pickled egg or two!!

dogscoff · #**2266** January 24th, 2003, 12:05 PM

Marmite...

*Shudder*

Growltigger · #**2267** January 24th, 2003, 12:19 PM

Dogscoff runs shrieking out of the cantina as two marmite smeared FBW's approach him for a cuddle...

Scoffo, we can do Bovril if that helps!

David E. Gervais · #**2268** January 24th, 2003, 01:23 PM

..Gt, Rags and Taz walk into a bar... WHAAAAAM!

Geeez! You would think at least one of them would have seen it!

Hahahahahah ROTFLMAO! Hahahahahahaha

I can be soooooo funny sometimes!

[ January 24, 2003, 11:24: Message edited by: David Gervais ]

dogscoff · #**2269** January 24th, 2003, 01:36 PM

Mmm... tactile FBWs... but NO!..Marmite!.. but... FBWs... Agggh, but Marmite, but...

Set into an infinite attraction/ repulsion loop, Dogscoff's head explodes, efectively removing his olfactory capacity. The loop thus broken, he is able to fully appreciate the FBWs without being bothered by their yeasty coating.

[ January 24, 2003, 11:37: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

Growltigger · #**2270** January 24th, 2003, 04:23 PM

Exactly Gryphin, the phrase is sarcastic but means that I laughed so hard that I wet myself!!

Growltigga looks over to where 4 FBW's are pulling over a large jacuzzi filled to the brim with MARMITE...

Anyone fancy a quick dip??