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Old January 26th, 2003, 12:40 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Bingo

So Kaladaar. You a Mathematican ?

Try this one
Think of a number.
Multiply it by 3.
Now add 5.
Take away the number you first thought of.
Now add 7.
Subtract 2.
Add back the number you first thought of.
Now, close your eyes.

Dark, isn't it?

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Old January 26th, 2003, 03:38 PM
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Oh, that is a primative game, Bingo!

Earthers find it stimulating, some how!

Kaladaar, pist! *mlmbd whispers* Since you are new to the Cantina. I feel I should mention something to you. My race is not effected by magic in any form. We also carry an assortment of crystal/amulets and the like for any and all magic. So, I did see you change the sign. But I will let it pass 'this' time. And as long as you don't try to use your magic on me, I will not say anything! Agreed?

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Old January 26th, 2003, 04:21 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Hey! I just found a Thermo-Nuclear-Hand-Grenade! ..and the instructions are really really simple..

Begin:
Step 1) Hold the TNHG firmly in your hand.
Step 2) Pull pin!
End:

Simple, so simple!
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Old January 26th, 2003, 04:27 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Number 3; THROW IT!

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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Number 4: Not up! At the enemy!

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Number 5; or walk out side and open your hand!

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Old January 26th, 2003, 05:23 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Quote:
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Number 3; THROW IT!

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ROTFLMAO.. Hahahahahahaha! Hey, Dude, it's a Thermo-Nuclear-Hand-Grenade... Why throw it? Do you know anybody who can throw a grenade far enough to escape the Nuclear BLast? Or run far enough away after throwing it? LOL

You guys are so funny! Thanks, the laugh did me good!

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David

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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

My race can outrun the bLast. So it would be best to throw it.
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Step 0) Make sure your affairs are in order.
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