Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 252

F Te antKe · #**2511** February 8th, 2003, 02:34 AM

Hello Taz what a cute little thing you are. Nice fangs, Do you think I could make a new stiletto out of one? Why do they have you locked up in that cage. Must be just awful. Would you like me to let you out?

mottlee · #**2512** February 8th, 2003, 02:43 AM

All RIGHT! Move! so i can clean up this mess!

dogscoff · #**2513** February 8th, 2003, 02:58 AM

*Back from an accidentally-extended business trip to the southern parts of Germany, Dogscoff enters the Cantina in armoured lederhosen, comically clutching some kind of large sausage.

"Time for a little redecorating."

Within seconds, a swarm of genetically enhanced builder-crabs descend upon the cantina, ripping out fixtures and fittings around the very customers. No sooner is the room stripped bare than the industrious crustaceans begin to refit it to look like a genuine Bavarian beer hall, complete with wooden benches, big barrels 'o beer and a stein-swinging oompah band in the corner.

The Kylie clone waitresses and FBWs are sent away to change into their new, highly improbable, Oktoberfest-style bosom enhacing uniforms, and everyone is immediately served (and required to gulp down) two large steins of highly potent CantinaBrau.

Spotting a mysterious energy being sat in the centre of a group of admirers, Dogscoff sists himself at a table next to her, using the energy fields given off to charge his laptop.

primitive · #**2514** February 8th, 2003, 02:59 AM

David.
The slow rotation is much better. But it was the reflection in the globe (not your exellent and patented corner light) that was weird. Guess thats a bit difficult to get rid of tho.
Anyway, thanks for the drink.

Tek:
OK

Kamog · #**2515** February 8th, 2003, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tesco samoa:
http://www.freethegnomes.com/

Yeah, we have to liberate the Garden Gnomes! I now have an excuse to not mow the lawn; it might hurt those innocent gnomes living in the garden!

mlmbd · #**2516** February 9th, 2003, 07:43 AM

F Te antKe,

Quote:

Were you a bugger?

Yes mame, I was/am, "Your Highness". As long as we stick with the definition that follows; a: Rascal | b : Fellow, Chap.

mlmbd

Taz-in-Space · #**2517** February 9th, 2003, 08:08 AM

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Hello Taz what a cute little thing you are.

Taz think Taz in love...

Quote:

Nice fangs, Do you think I could make a new stiletto out of one?

Do you want left or right one?

Quote:

Why do they have you locked up in that cage. Must be just awful. Would you like me to let you out?

No need - Taz has key!

&#1 click &#1

NOW! Taz is ready...

David E. Gervais · #**2518** February 9th, 2003, 01:30 PM

Taz, flowers and a raw steak! WoW! you 'must' be in love! lol

... 1.65 Deg. Off Topic.. I must be slow, did anyone else notice that the SE4 Forum has topped 100,000 Posts? (Last time I checked it was at something like 98,000 Posts!) Geeez, I must have missed the party!

I guess I wasn't invited!

..It's the story of my life, I'm always more than welcome to crash a party, and people are really happy to see me when I do, but I never get an invitation. So I rarely know that there is a party!.. a sad but true story.

Have a Great Day Beings!

Kamog · #**2519** February 9th, 2003, 07:53 PM

The 100,000 Posts party? I missed it too.

I don't even know where to look to see how many Posts there are in total. Well, maybe there will be another party for 200,000...

David E. Gervais · #**2520** February 11th, 2003, 02:07 AM

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Originally posted by Kamog:
I don't even know where to look to see how many Posts there are in total.

To see the number of Posts just go to the 'parent' forum called "Intel Forums" there you will see a list of all the forums available at Shrapnel and beside the forum are two colums named #topics and #Posts. That's where you'll see the grand total of Posts made in your favorite forums!

Cheers!

[ February 10, 2003, 12:08: Message edited by: David Gervais ]