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[Rasorow]

Appreciately sips his wine,

then....

Notices the air beginning to fill with strange flying objects, and carefully covers his wine glass to protect it.

Rasorow

[General Woundwort]

[glares at DEG]

{mutters to self, so no flying popcorn seeds can get shot into his mouth] "I could call out the Pinwheels and have them kill him... but that will set SEV back a couple of years, and everyone else would torture me to death. Can't have that..."

A malicious grin spreads across Woundwort's face. Quick as a flash, Woundwort reaches into one of the pockets of his flightvest and whips out a phaser. Before anyone else in the cantina can react, he fires, scoring a direct hit on the popcorn seed container. The massive amount of thermal energy causes all the seeds to pop at once, completely burying the graphic artist and depriving him of his ammo.

Woundwort shouts over his shoulder, "Hey Taz, is there any extra salt and butter in the fridge?"

[Raging Deadstar]

Careful General, you might have crushed his mouse clicking hand, no more fancy intro screens for SEV
http://www.malfador.com/se5/se5main.html

Raging Deadstar smiles and throws a tomato at General Woundwort when he shouts out to Taz. It smacks him straight in the face, explodes and sends the seeds into the back of his throat. RD then ducks behind his table sniggering

[ June 23, 2004, 11:32: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[Atrocities]

Oh God no! Not the mouse hand!!!

[Raging Deadstar]

The horror of the situation is realised as the FBW's run out with all sorts of medical equipment, themselves being SEIV fanatics as well, and dig David out. They stick him on a stretcher despite his few pleads that he is fine and he is wheeled off to a back room for X-rays and "VIP Hospital treatment" A crisis has been averted

[David E. Gervais]

..sorry Mac, I was aiming at Gryphin but you kept poking your head in front of the window to watch the ruckus.

Thanks GW, I was ready for a snack. "Free popcorn, come and get your free popcorn!"

LOL, I didn't know that working on SE:V was the equivalent of a 'Cloak of Protection +100' LOL (hmmm I wonder if this applies to my NGC4 PBW game. hmmm?)

"Taz? I'm getting thirsty."

Cheers!

Edit: Ahem! RD, you should know that the FBW's 'Special medical treatment' will be much more distracting than the popcorn. Thanks!

[ June 23, 2004, 11:48: Message edited by: David E. Gervais ]

[Atrocities]

I tried to use a "'Cloak of Protection +100'" in my game of *caughDIABLO2caugh* Last night but I still died.

[General Woundwort]

"You're in no position to talk about 'positions' RD. And since you like tomatoes, you're going to love this..."


[a few quick commmands are typed onto Woundwort's wrist computer, switching off hologram safety protocols. A few more commands and several large, ugly killer tomatoes (ala "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes") materialize.]

"Sic'em."

The Tomatoes immediately charge after Deadstar.

[Woundwort wipes his face with a napkin and smiles wickedly towards RD]

"Bon appetit, amigo..."

[ June 23, 2004, 14:39: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

[Raging Deadstar]

RD quickly reaches into his pockets and starts searching through the usual "Save my *** in the Cantina Equipment* Finding nothing except the usual wave motion guns he quickly grabs his portable laptop and does a google search.

"Hmm the Killer Tomatoes were stopped once before by a really really bad song... "

Deciding against singing RD hops over to Captain Kwoks space empires food mod site. He quickly dives behind the bar and runs into the kitchen, running back out, the Killer Tomatoes waiting for him he levels a strange contraption. A prototype "Plasma Pulp Cannon", apparently effective against sentient tomatoes. He promptly destroys the tomatoes, fires a couple of pulp bLasts at Woundwort and places the weapon on his shoulder, since we're using terrible B-Movie references it's time for a terrible quote

"If you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen!"

[sachmo]

May I have a turkey sandwich and some pretzels, please?