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Old July 8th, 2004, 08:23 PM

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Tearing his eyes away from the...spectacle...above him, Renegade notices a shadow falling over him...

Seeing a nasty foot descending on him at high velocity, Renegade slips into a crack in the floor of the bar. As the foot slams down on the spot where he was just a second ago, Renegade breathes a sigh of relief. Squirming along the crack, he slips unnoticed under a table, and pops out of the crack....safe, for now.
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Old July 8th, 2004, 09:37 PM
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Squirming along the crack, he slips unnoticed under a table, and pops out of the crack....safe, for now.
A crack big enough for a 4 inch man to walk? This place is falling apart. Unless of course that was the crack of the patron who is passed out on the floor over there.
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Old July 8th, 2004, 11:53 PM

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Oh sh*t!! I was wondering why this crack was so hairy!! Eeeewwwww
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Old July 9th, 2004, 01:31 AM

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From his new height of a mere 4 inches..
I Have one Question...Are the FBW's wearing skirts?
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Old July 9th, 2004, 01:51 AM
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From his new height of a mere 4 inches..
I Have one Question...Are the FBW's wearing skirts?
The answer is Yes! Which leads us to ask Renegade another question that he can answer thanks to his new 'vantage piont'... LOL

(Sorry, are we getting too naughty now? LOL )

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Old July 10th, 2004, 12:31 PM

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Oh boy......

Raging Deadstar promptly orders a drink of the highest alcoholic quality (a Pan Galactic Gargle BLaster anyone?) in a extra large sized glass and pours it over the diminutive Renegade.

It will either drown him or Knock him out cold. Either way it's for his own safety. No-one needs to remember that!

Q: Who is the Unconcious patron on the floor
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Old July 10th, 2004, 06:37 PM

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Shaking his tiny head woozily, Renegade stumbles to his feet.

"Wha...What happened? Last thing I remember was stabbing Mac in the foot, and then here I am, next to an unconscious (and naked ) body. Please, dont' tell me, I don't want to know."

"Hey, can anybody help me out with the size issue here??"
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Old July 10th, 2004, 08:34 PM

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/hopes Renegade 13
does not read the previous Posts.
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As the old one starts to put his foot down, he hesitates, hmmmm, he puts his it down away from Renegade, Hmmmm.. we walks over to the kitchen, comes back out with some live tribbles, puts them down next to Renegade, there now my pretties, LUNCH........
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Old July 12th, 2004, 05:44 PM

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Sorry Mac, Tribbles love me (and not as a food source ) Can't you hear him/her/it making that purring type noise from where you are?? So I guess that answers the question about being part Klingon...although I may act like it sometimes, nope, I'm not. Anyways, why am I still 4 inches tall?? No one has helped me out in that department yet...seems everyone's too busy laughing at the sight of a 4 inch tall, potbellied person
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