Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 39

Atrocities · #**381** August 13th, 2002, 06:30 PM

If I have posted this before, please forgive me.

This was emailed to me a few weeks ago. I found it slightly discomforting as it seem a tad over the top. But then I realized that the author was trying to make a point. We should not judge people on face value for we really may not have a clue as to why they do the sometimes horrible things they do.

Quote:

Arab Suicide????

Everyone seems to be wondering why the Arab terrorists are so quick to commit suicide? Let's see now:

No booze. No bars. No television. No Internet. No organized sports, stadiums, tailgate parties. (Actually, no tailgates.) No Hooters.

No meat from a pig. Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy insight. Ever try to fish at an oasis?

Rags for clothes and hats. Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe only with your left. (Like life isn't complicated enough already.)

Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and no doctors. No music. No radio. You can't shave. You can't shower.

Bar-B-Q donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else.

Oh, and then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! Who wouldn't go for it?

[ August 14, 2002, 02:19: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

Raging Deadstar · #**382** August 13th, 2002, 07:24 PM

lol 1 day i don't read the forums and i got 2 pages of cantina Posts to read? hmmm *skims atrocities Posts* hmmm no wonder, no tv or drink, No SEIV!!!!! The horrors they go through, lol atrocities I learned first hand what that warning sheet on women meant a few days ago!

post em more often so i don't forget

RD smiles before looking outside, trying hard not to focus on the t-rex. *Prods GT* Ummm isn't that a health inspector!! *panic ensures* taz better clean up. I don't think a dinosaur would eat health inspectors!

Also does anyone know of any Stargate sg1 shipstyles like the asguard (got a goa'uld one)?? I'm not really a sci-fi fan but i like sg1 for sum reason *bets he gets attacked for this*

[ August 13, 2002, 18:32: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

Puke · #**383** August 13th, 2002, 09:11 PM

puke picks up a trible and inspects it for wings. he then looks quizically at his plate of buffalo wings, and decides its better not to ask.

"bush, dick, and colin, huh? sounds like a sticky situation."

Raging Deadstar · #**384** August 13th, 2002, 11:02 PM

It's never wise to question what foods made out of. Last time i did i discovered Chicken Nuggets are made out of Chicken feet and french fries are made out of Powdered potato.

*hopes that taz hasn't been cooking tribles or that health inspector maybe squeamish*

Puke · #**385** August 14th, 2002, 01:07 AM

heh.. i just read an article Last week about a food processing facility in Asia being closed down because workers were using their teeth to bone chicken feet. that was just the fastest way to do it, like having a third hand.

mmmm... mc nuggets.

dogscoff · #**386** August 14th, 2002, 01:13 AM

*Dogscoff walks into the Cantina. "What's that big smoldering heap in the corner?" On closer examination it turns out to be Atrocities, who has just been bLasted by the mighty Star Trek Canon Cannon. Dogscoff looks closer still and sees that Atrocities is chuckling quietly to himself, and that the horrific- looking burns are completely superficial. Dogscoff buys him a beer and a plate of Tribble wings before putting a William Shatner album on continuous loop on the jukebox...

Atrocities · #**387** August 14th, 2002, 01:20 AM

Atrocities accepts this free beer and has a nice drink with DS.

I have been flamed so many times on so many forums that it just doesn't matter any more. MoW is like so many other Trek Uber Nerds that to fight with him about cannon or not is pointless. They are like one minded Borg Drones. Resistance is futile.

"Thank you, I'll have another."

Those Triblit Wings are most tasty. However, Klingons seem to find them unappealing. I wonder why?

[ August 13, 2002, 12:22: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

dogscoff · #**388** August 14th, 2002, 01:47 AM

*Dogscoff takes the Star Trek Canon Cannon and throws it down onto the floor, challenging anyone to pick it up.

"Come on, someone try to tell me that tribbles don't have wings. Come on, just try it..."

Atrocities · #**389** August 14th, 2002, 01:53 AM

They also taste like Chicken.

tesco samoa · #**390** August 14th, 2002, 03:40 AM

Hey AT imagine living at 3rd mile in Detroit. near i96... I am sure it is just as bad.