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[Raging Deadstar]

how about a wet T-shirt contest all FBW, celebreties and chain mail persons wanted. We shall wet their torso, for purely scientific research of course, shall study the various possiblities of one's anatamy in the name of science.

We might have to clear it with the boss first. He seems to have been "corrupted" by some Puritan order.

*RD grins at Renegade and runs for the kitchen. From the slightly ajar doorway sounds of blending, saws, welding, screams and other horrible and dramatic noises and the doorway is illuminated by more welding effects and flames from inside the room*

*There is a sound, like nails on a chalkbaord as he pushes a large metal object to the door, an oven, ducks behind it and hits the Ignite button, there is a rumble as the inside of the oven is full of gas...*

*A big cartoon, batman style, effect word appears on screen* Fwwwwwwwoooom

*RD peeks over to see the grotesque mess of curry, used mongoose, entrails and other intestinal pieces from barry's lunch box, the body parts of remaining tax collectors and health inspectors and some disgusting green slop is forced out of the oven in one huge explosion and directly lands itself on Renegade.*

Mac: Lol, is Wet T-Shirt really a theme night? How about a Viking theme night We can try and get the newly promoted Major Primitive back here and maybe rollo too

Two words, usually not entirely seperate either. Dogscoff and Valkyries

[David E. Gervais]

Mac, I ca suggest something even better than a wet T-Shirt contest,...

Jello Wrestling Woohooo! I can see the FBW's allready. (mmmmm, Lunch!)

Cheers!

[Ragnarok]

How about Jello Wrestling in wet t-shirts?!

[Raging Deadstar]

Mac, I ca suggest something even better than a wet T-Shirt contest,...

Jello Wrestling Woohooo! I can see the FBW's allready. (mmmmm, Lunch!)

Cheers!

"I have heard of a place where humans do battle in a ring of jello."

"Call Daniel!"

[mac5732]

hmmmm, Wet T-Shirt in Jello Wrestling? Well now, I'm all for it, FBWs, Liz Hurley, Britney Spears, Janet Jackson, GT's Miss Kyle, The Gryphin , Pamala Anderson, Chain Mail Lady, oh so many to invite

[Raging Deadstar]

hmmmm, Wet T-Shirt in Jello Wrestling? Well now, I'm all for it, FBWs, Liz Hurley, Britney Spears, Janet Jackson, GT's Miss Kyle, The Gryphin , Pamala Anderson, Chain Mail Lady, oh so many to invite

Mac...the rumours are true...you are a crotchey old geezer

[Renegade 13]

Picking bits of assorted entrails from his body, Renegade licks his lips appreciately. Mmmmm, good stuff!

Grabbing the nearest patron by the shirt (who just happens to be David E. Gervais), Renegade uses him as a shield from any further projectiles. Good thing too, as David absorbs another bLast of nastiness intended for Renegade! Letting go of the now drippy and very smelly David, Renegade launches himself bodily at RD.

Pinning his squirming body to the ground, Renegade grabs the nearest pointy object.

"No...that wouldn't be right...can't do that )

Instead of the pointy object, Renegade spots an old, moldy lemon meringue pie, and (with great relish) smears the entire nasty mess into RD's sweating face, covering it in a mixture of yellow meringue, and blueish-green fuzz.

"Hmm....good look there RD, the yellow with fuzz. Suits you! )

[David E. Gervais]

Renegade 13, intent on his victem discards me and moves in for the final blow. Oblivious to his surroundings due to the extreme joy of the moment, he does not see or hear me walk slowly up behind him... (but he should have been able to smell me.)

I pull out a spray can of 'Fast-Expanding, Quick-Drying' foam insulation. I aim the nozzel down Renegades pants and press down on the activation button.. (Phissssaaaaaa) Renegade's face wrinkles into an expression of shock and awe. While his tiny brain calculates the impending 'expansion' I pull off my now slimy, smelly, ooze dripping fowl-smelling shirt and pull it over Renegade's head.

Renegade is overwhelmed with impending feelings and undescribably fowl odor. Instinctively he holds his breath, but as I walk out of the room to go shower I hear a massive gasp as Renegade is forced to breathe.

My, my, my now that was very uncharacteristic of me wans't it, LOL, Muahahahahaha

Cheers!

[mac5732]

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[tesco samoa]

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