Forum Chat Bar & Grill - Page 46

Raging Deadstar · #**451** October 28th, 2004, 06:51 AM

Such Great Memories...

Bar Trek, The End of Previous Cantinas, the Revolution to get GT to come back, The Hunt of Primitive, The FBW's...

I swear one day this stuff could easily becomem a tv series, or at least a very graphic cartoon

A Toast, and If we can keep this thread near the top perhaps the old regualrs will return, or at least bring in some new bloo....patrons

mac5732 · #**452** October 28th, 2004, 03:48 PM

So True my good RD, so true, A TOAST to all those who have gone before, during and after at this and all the other fine establishments over the past.

PS. anyone know how many Posts combined there were for all the cantinas over the yrs..... just thought it might be an interesting figure

Wonder where GT has been, the place is quiet without the old furry feline and the mischievious Gryphin

Alneyan · #**453** October 28th, 2004, 04:26 PM

That place is too quiet; I can't even stay in the shadows anymore, while letting all the trouble pass by my unimportant person.

Oh, and please give me something. Say, water. I don't exactly trust whatever else might be prepared behind that curtain. Doesn't it smell like... I don't know... various problems falling on the head of an unwary customer? And that isn't only a metaphor either; various things are known to fall from above (sure, very little falls from below, but hey, you never know in a place as odd as that one), whose very name instills dread in the heart of the bravest. Many a gallant patron found the infamous "Killed by speaking aloud the One Word" as his epitath after all.

Looks like I have been rambling. Must be the place. A non-alcoholic, non-furry touched, non-demon envouted and non-hormone infested drink should be enough to take care of that ranting. *Eyes RD's own beverage, and threatens to trigger deadly force against its owner if there is no other suitable drink to be found in the whole place*

Renegade 13 · #**454** October 29th, 2004, 12:24 AM

I'll prepare your drink Alneyan

Oh, and don't pay any attention to the flecks of mushrooms floating in your drink...I promise they're not TOO poisonous, and I guarantee that you'll be thinking this place is a little more active for the next little while. Just a few healthy hallucinations. I guarantee, the mushrooms are all natural, and generally very expensive. But for you (and just you

) I offer them for the special price of....FREE!

(***Everyone might wanna stay away from Alneyan for the next while....those mushrooms aren't the healthiest things in the world. Especially for mental health!

***)

Kamog · #**455** October 29th, 2004, 01:25 AM

* Kamog walks in *

This place needs some Halloween re-decorating...

* Kamog brings several large pumpkins carved into scary Jack-o-lanterns and puts them down near the door and at the bar. He sets up some glow-in-the-dark skeletons and spooky ghosts on some of the empty seats, dims the lights and puts on some eeriee music. He places some large bowls full of candy and chocolates on some of the tables. *

Raging Deadstar · #**456** October 29th, 2004, 07:12 AM

This Place lives

The somewhat serene and peaceful (not for long) enviroment has taken it's affect on RD as he recovers from the haunting perils of developing womenhood. He avoids the bowls Kamog has put down, Unsure whether it is a trick or treat...

Alneyan, I'm pretty sure the Beverages here are safe, probably one of the few thing's that are. Unless you ask for something that has any of the following words: "Garglebuster", "Arsenic", "Acme", "Budweiser" (The Cantina itself is apparently angered towards the drinking of such american beers) or "Hydrochloric Acid"...And don't try Taz's Special concoctions.

Alneyan · #**457** October 29th, 2004, 09:07 AM

A quick reality-check Renegade, if you will. Somehow, I do not quite trust your word, so:

1) We all know there is no such thing as "free". You are consequently lying, attempting to deceive me, trying to harm me in any way you can think of, et al. In other words, I'm afraid you are hiding something under your sleeve; either a trick or an actual "tool" best not mentioned.

2) We have demonstrated you are being crafty, cunning and sneaky. Since secrecy is only helpful if your intentions are not laudable, you are hereby declared as being charged with high treason, as this crime has such a cool sounding name. I mean, thinking of doing something is equivalent to doing it, and once you have done it once, nothing prevents you from doing it again, hence my accusation.

But enough chitchat. Your punishment shall be as follow: you are to suffer from your own tricks. *Waits for a while to build up the dramatic pressure, and to gloat as he is wont to do* Here, in the presence of all the honourable and respectable gentlemen (and some not so gentle, let alone honourable) and ladies (they are well hidden), witness the fate that befalls on villains!

*Throws the contents of the offending glass in Renegade's general direction, hoping to do some damage with the mush****s one way or another; smelling them or touching them might be enough to do the trick*

(I believe the word "mush****" is no longer the potent trigger of various baleful happenings, but you can never be too wary)

Now if someone would be so kind as to give me a mush****less, o****less glass of water? Or should I start distilling an alcoholic beverage to get something to drink, although almost, but not quite, entirely unlike water? Oh, or a tea will do well enough I guess, so long as nobody says "Share and Enjoy".

tesco samoa · #**458** October 29th, 2004, 12:28 PM

i have not been here in a long time.

Crown Royal for me please.

Last time I was here I started a tomato fight with some lamma's

Anyways.

If you look at the list of threads on the number of views the classic one is sitting there right at the top.

Renegade 13 · #**459** October 29th, 2004, 09:11 PM

Well Alneyan, it's probably a good thing that you didn't drink that drink. But, no hard feelings ok? I wasn't REALLY trying to damage you in some way....honest....

Oh yeah, as a peace offering, here's another drink.

*Produces a clear liquid in a pretty cobalt blue glass*

Test it if you like, but trust me. It's quite....good.

Time to tempt fate....

MUSHROOMS! MUSHROOM! ONION! ONIONS!

*Waits for the reaction*

Alneyan · #**460** October 30th, 2004, 06:12 AM

As soon as Renegade starts saying the Words, Alneyan dashes from his stool, and makes a run for the closest shelter. Or at least, he would have done so had he not hit a table pretty badly, that was conveniently placed just in his path. Too conveniently of course.

After a few curses and glowering intended at the rest of the patrons, Alneyan watches the spectacle offered by Renegade (quite involuntarily), and can only offer him his most sincere sympathy. "A good chap really; a bit of a trickster from time to time, but he did not deserve that. How horrible. And I have lost my drink in my rush. What a waste."