Forum Chat Bar & Grill

[David E. Gervais]

sitting at my regular table by the window with the fake rain running down it, I watch the exchange of drinks and think to myself,..

hmmm, strange that he chose to hide the 'Oderless, Colorless, and Tasteless' liquid in a cobalt blue glass.

[Raging Deadstar]

Raging Deadstar smiled slightly as a few of the spare o***** bounced off his personal deflector shield. In the old cantinas such thing's ceased to work, and usually were followed by certain nasty and explosive thing's that happened to their user, but this place hadn't been updated as such. He watches Alneyan get up and RD Turns to The Bartender...

*Sigh* "Buy the poor guy an untampered Non Alcoholic Drink of his choice, On Renegades Tab of course."

RD orders a second apple juice drink and finishes his first

"Just Curious Alneyan, Do you not drink Alcohol or is it You just don't trust this establishment?"

[Alneyan]

At least, someone is being friendly in that cantina! Well, apparently friendly that is. A nice glass of water flavoured with anise should do the trick bartender. And don't pretend you don't have any, or else.

It is both RD. I would rather not touch anything looking like alcohol in this place, even with a long stick; healthy paranoia you know. And then, alcohol can have funny effects on your thought pattern and it wouldn't do to start raving about, breaking tables and saying the O word. See what happened to that Renegade, and you will get my point; can't say I want to try my luck at shouting not so random words in this place.

[Renegade 13]

As the horribly nasty o***** start splattering with horrid, putrid, slimy sounds all over his body, Renegade dives for cover underneath a table. Listening to he loud "splat" sounds emanating from above him, he sincerely hopes the wood the table is made from is strong enough to withstand this vicious onslaught!

Scraping the putrid mess from his now slimy body, Renegade takes aim, and tosses some of the nasty greasy goo at RD (hoping of course that he's gotten lazy and disabled his personal forceshield)

Finally, the pattering of o***** on the table slows and comes to a stop. Clambering out from under the table, patrons from all over the bar recoil in horror at the smell that now emanates from his body.

"I think I'd better go have a shower and scrape some of this off myself....see you in a bit. And you can bet I'll have a a little more respect for certain unmentionable words in the future!"

[mac5732]

DID someone say the "O" word in here? Don't you know thats the worst thing you can do around here... for pete's sake, thats the one thing that can cause plenty of nasty things to happen, like fixing one's seeming non-alcoholic drink with something like, a colorless, orderless alcohole and making one feel sleepy when in reality he's just plain Loaded...


the old one dons his face mask and oxygen tank to breathe in fresth oxygen instead of the noxious odor coming from the direction of the bar from the "O" 's

[mac5732]

what is problem here, won't let me post

[Renegade 13]

Hmmm...well it sure looks like it let you post

[mac5732]

the wize one sits back in his new upholstered, space age, reclinning chair at his table in the cornor of the cantina, and pushes a button on his new swingle swangle cliker for the jukebox, hits Duke of earl, reclines as a few of the FBW in their brand spanking new wet T-shirt bikinis administer a complete body massage. ahhhhhhhh ... he sighs, now this is the life, "Tesco Eat your heart out" ..... He then proceeds to lift his fabulous body up and throws a few darts at the GT & Gryphin Photo Dart Board .... DOUBLE BULLSEYE .....

[Atrocities]

Hey Mac, been a while. How are things?

[mac5732]

Hey AT, good to see you here, The old one calls over a LH FBW clone and orders a brewski for AT (puts in on Tesco's Tab) and a 5 course meal for AT, (he looks a little famished)

Been just lurking here on the forum, been playing Grigsby's War in the Pacific, one of the scenerios (after 3 tries it looks like I might finally win this one ) Been putting in a lot of hrs at my part time job due to the season, usually only work 2-3 days a week, currently working 5-6 days. Who said being retired gives one all kinds of free time , I'm busier now then when I was working for a living What you been up to, working on more mods, shipsets etc?