Dominions II T-Shirt Contest

[Jondifool]

If the T shirt is going to look like the game/bookcover, I hope its going to be a short message inside the globe. Not something to long

I would like to see a blue T-shirt with the following (and the Last part to be in the globe- instead of the words "The Ascension Wars")

1)
Dominions II
We all start as pretenders!

2) Dominions II
still researching after all these turns

3)Dominions II
where communion is for slaves

4)Dominions II
where every thing has a counter

5)Dominions II
where driveby priestings happends

6) Dominions II
if anything can compare with MoM

number 6 was the reason that actual look on this awesome game, though I forgot where and who and how exsactly that was worded. BUT certainly a t-shirt I would love to where on a gamers con. But you offcause have to know what MoM does refeers to here! Or at least put in something like "Strategy game of the decade" or something simillar

[ April 22, 2004, 19:11: Message edited by: Jondifool ]

[Xether]

1) Dominions II: The games so good the Gods want it back.

2) Oh my God!

3) Still worshiping God? Last i heard he started worshiping me!

[ April 23, 2004, 21:35: Message edited by: Xether ]

[Kjeld]

My proposition :

I rode alongside the knights inquisitors of Marignon, battled abominations from the Void Gate, sailed across the seas in Vanheim's longships, uncovered the secrets of black steel in the secret forges of Ulm, consorted with the Grave Priests of long forgotten C'tis and all I got is was this stupid T-shirt !

Some other less serious propositions

1) Improved Crossbreeding failed experiment

2) Hoburg weed, 'nuff said.

3) So THAT is the Gift of Kurgi ?

4) Kurgi who ?

5) <- I am a Pangea base-theme Pan. Yay me !

6) My cyclop pretender picked up that spare Eye of Aiming, weeee

[Kuroth1]

"Got Blood?"

[Slogan]

Wow, a contest with my name written all over it

1. I won the Death Match and all I got was this stupid shirt.
2. I won the Death Match and all I got was this lousy trident.
3. I won the Death Match and all I got was a lousy trident and this stupid shirt.
4. Got Blood Slaves?
5. Dominion II--Home of the backward Forums.
6. Mama don't let you daughters grow up to be Maenads.
7. Dominions II--Keeping the world safe for R'yleh.
8. Famous Last words: "You think you can capture my fortress. Yeah, you and who's army?"
9. Meglomaniacs "R" Us
10. There is no cure for meglomania, but the symptoms can be treated. Ask your doctor about Dominions II.
11. Are you Rainbow or a SC?
12. Nothing will wake you up in the morning better than a good Blood Hunt.
13. Dominion II--where vampire queens don't suck!
14. Dominion II players do it like a God.
15. Dominion II players do it religiously.

[peke]

1. Godhood guaranteed

2. God under

3. Hey, Sauromancer! Disintegrate THIS!

4. One... More... Turn...

5. This is just my astral body

6. I'm actually a red dragon in human form.

7. Cure for cancer? Nah, something better.

[ April 23, 2004, 00:03: Message edited by: peke ]

[Jasper]

Originally posted by rabelais:

quote:

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Originally posted by Tricon:
1. "...And I shall strike thee with furious anger..." Bob 3:17(a.m.)

Oh wow. This SO wins.

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Heh! I agree, this is easily the best. Sly, yet meaningfull to anyone, and fits the theme perfectly.

It'd be cool if you could make two such quotes (front and back) that worked together. Probably with a second from Bob's Opponent Joe, or perhaps from Bob a little later in the morning when things aren't working out so well.

Hmmm, plus this would need an appropriately wrathfull picture to go with it. The Dominions manual cover art is too tame for my tastes.

[Kel]

[quote]Originally posted by Jasper:

Sly, yet meaningfull to anyone, and fits the theme perfectly.

What does it mean ?

- Kel

[Nagot Gick Fel]

1) God does not play dice, He plays Dominions.

2) You killed our God!

3) Något Gick Fel!
(couldn't pass on this one )

4) Dominions 2: the depopulation game.

5) My god got more purple hearts than a Vietnam vet.

6) If only I had another eye to lose...

7) Botulf was here.

BTW, does anyone remember this old little game where cartoon Versions of real world leaders nuked each other with bombers and nuclear warheads? I think I remember Ronald Reagan was featured as "Ronnie Raygun" or something like that. When the game was over, you could see an hilarious cutscene with the winner wearing full NBC gear in a barren wasteland, jumping and yelling "I've won! I've won!". What about T-shirts depicting a bandaged, one-eyed Titan jumping and yelling "I'm God! I'm God!" with a devastated landscape in the background?

[ April 23, 2004, 12:17: Message edited by: Nagot Gick Fel ]

[HotNifeThruButr]

I'll be the first to admit that these aren't the products of true genius, but meh.

1. Dominions II - Blood sacrifices have never felt so good!

2. Who let the Gods out?

3. Uncle Taurotyrannos Wants YOU! (this works with other heroes,Cthulu makes a good one too, I think)

4: Pagan Power!

5: Dominions II - Every other game is just... bogus

[ April 24, 2004, 06:00: Message edited by: HotNifeThruButr ]