KingMaker - let the Ascension War commence! - Page 54

Lingchih · #**531** July 14th, 2008, 05:17 AM

LA Pythium, and it's intrepid reporters, wish to make notice that:

WHO WAS THE CRAZY MOTHER THAT SAID IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO ATTACK LANKA?

In other news, LA Pythium stocks fell over 200 points in heavy trading.

cleveland · #**532** July 14th, 2008, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Lingchih said:
WHO WAS THE CRAZY MOTHER THAT SAID IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO ATTACK LANKA?

Probably the same mother that said it would be a good idea to attack Eriu.

The Jotunheim defensive line has collapsed under an intense Eriu blitz, leaving the hero Orm scrambling way behind the line of scrimmage, surrounded. 1/2 of the Jotunheim players are down, and the other 1/2 are looking (rimshot!) for their eyes. Except for this guy, who for the time being still has 20/20 vision, amazingly:

This is all tough to swallow for Coach Uvini, whose team has yet to put a single point (of damage against an Eriu soldier) on the board; however, she's got bigger things to worry about, with Eriu's fearsome linebackers currently just yards from the coaches' booth...

(Jotunheim: This is about the time you send an apologetic PM offering huge piles of gems, in hopes that I won't spend the 6A it will take to completely annihilate what's left of your little expeditionary force & capture your capital.)

Kristoffer O · #**533** July 14th, 2008, 10:02 AM

> Unfortunately KO is no longer amongst us. Or, at least, Yomi isn't.

We're still here, we're just not showing ourselves to you. We watch you from the other side and await your eventual arrival.

> There was nothing changed by his staling actually. He was down to his castle, and it just took me all these turns to breach the walls. In fact, I didn't even notice him staling just for this reason: him not doing anything was the most logical thing to do.

I was away for a while, and forgot to tell anyone and I didn't have access to a computer. I didn't have much to do during my turns anyway (since my capital was besieged), but I should have told someone to sub a turn and sent my gems to the death match.

Amhazair · #**534** July 14th, 2008, 02:59 PM

Aargh, a voice from beyond the grave!

You're not going to haunt me, are you KO? You know I love all those cute little oni of yours. Anything I did was in self defence only, and I'm also willing to plead insanity if needed.

JimMorrison · #**535** July 14th, 2008, 03:19 PM

Ohhh, insanity. We like insanity.

Yes we do.

And Ling, it IS a good idea to attack Lanka. In fact, if you are having a hard time with them, it's only becoming more of a good idea to attack Lanka. More people should do it, it's like poker, much more fun with 5-6 players.

Xietor · #**536** July 14th, 2008, 03:47 PM

Attacking Lanka when 54 other nations exist to attack?

No one can say you do not like challenges.

Zeldor · #**537** July 14th, 2008, 03:53 PM

Yeah, I can give you location of LA Arco, you can all teleport/cloud trapeze there and have deathmatch for Xietor's capitol!

atul · #**538** July 14th, 2008, 03:57 PM

It's easy to act brave when there is an aspect of distance to be considered. Gath is worlds away from Lanka, and thus needs not to fear retribution for its words.

Though I must admit insanity goes well with JM's avatar. Stare not into those eyes too deeply.

Zeldor · #**539** July 14th, 2008, 04:03 PM

atul:

Oh yeah, it reminded me to set avatar, I had to do it like 1000 posts ago.

Xietor · #**540** July 14th, 2008, 06:27 PM

You could teleport to my capital, but as K learned the last game, Banelords in constr 4 gear are impossible to kill with blessed troops, even lanka's blessed troops.