Forum Chat Bar & Grill

[Growltigger]

says Tigger to the room sotto vocce

"Chaps, who the hell invited the bad Johnny Depp clone?, no-one talks like that in real life.

I suspect he must be some kind of undercover agent sent here to spy on us, probably from the NSA, the CIA or god's teeth, even worse, the IRS!!

I reckon we get rid of him, I know a brilliant way.

Taz?, oh Taz? this pirate bloke just said you looked like a girl!!"

[Growltigger]

Gryppo, the Witch Queen of Angmar wont wear leather, she says it gives her a rash. And apparently she says that her fell-beast won't handle her wearing wet-look PVC.

Ho hum

[mac5732]

Gt, good luck on the quit smoking and diet gig, been there still trying both..... hasn't worked so far, I still have my same figure and only managed to cut back on the smoking.. but luck to ya...

Gryphin, Remember the old saying, behind each good man is a good woman...

just some ideas Mac

[mac5732]

Hey, I cked in at the IRC Chat and no ones been there, where is everyone, come on back and tip a chat or two, it used to be a lively place, did everyone go on vacation ..... see ya there

just some ideas mac

[Taz-in-Space]

Taz, tending bar, as always has an ear open for troublemakers.

He overhears:
What nest o' scalliwags is this?? Barkeep. A tankard o' grog!!

But he ignores the insult - after all the poor man has only one good eye! He even fills the bar order!


Next he hears:
Wench, more ale!

Well that obviously can't be directed at him...
...and is that a wooden leg he sees on the pirate?

Taz gives the ale to a FBW to be delivered to the rather rude customer.


Taz can't believe his ears when the customer next says:
In fact, that barkeep over thar reminds me o' me second wife.

Bad eye or not, Taz decides that even a pirate cripple must learn SOME manners!

Looking around quickly, Taz spots a ship-in-a-bottle and grabs it off the shelf. Taking his all-purpose ACME ray gun from beneath the bar, Taz then advances on the rude pirate.

Taz sets the ray gun to the shrink setting and fires on the pirate...

ZZZAAAAPPPPP!!!! Whoooshh!

The pirate is shrunken into a tiny minature of himself and is carefully placed on the ship-in-the-bottle.

Taz then pours the pirate's drink carefully into the bottle, setting the tiny ship afloat on its own little sea of ale.

Firmly corking the bottle shut, the Pirate-on-a-ship-in-a-bottle is placed on the bar for the education/entertainment of the other customers.

[Kamog]

Wow, that pirate-on-a-ship-in-a-bottle is a real novelty! You can even simulate some very stormy seas by rocking the bottle back and forth. Pirates don't get seasick, do they?

[Kamog]

Edit: oops, double post.

So... has anybody figured out the mystery word?
Mu****oms

[ January 08, 2004, 06:42: Message edited by: Kamog ]

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Pirates don't get seasick, do they?

no, silly, seas do.

[Renegade 13]

Originally posted by Kamog:
Edit: oops, double post.

So... has anybody figured out the mystery word?
Mu****oms

Easy, Mushrooms

[Alneyan]

*Grins as he hears that Renegade eventually spoke aloud the Word You Shall Not Mention* Perhaps it was a bad idea my courageous friend, for *they* were waiting for someone to tell the Word. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go back to my little corner of the bar to watch for the rest of the scene. That will prove to be interesting! *Whistles innocently and goes back to his seat*